What do you need ?
- a beard
;);)
- big glasses
- Firefox and Linux stickers
- a computer with Linux operating system
- opera web browser 
- to be single
- some cofee and coke 
- to talk in binary language
- to know the universal answer
- to stay at your parent’s
Step 1 : Never leave your computer
Step 2 : Design your own software (for example Imagimp instead of Photoshop)
Step 3 : Throw all your razors away
Step 4 : Speak only to people online even if they are next to you and use IRC instead of MSN
Step 5 : Finish all video games in two days without sleeping.
Step 6 : Be a fan of Star-Treck
Step 7 : Go to Blizzard conferences
Optional (If you want to be “geekier” !)
- correct articles on wikipedia 
- learn by heart all Star-wars quotes
- pay each month to play online games